Just Wait

Now that everyone on the face of the planet knows I'm adopting, all conversations go something like this:

Me: "I am so tired"
Them: "Just wait until you have a baby"

Me: "I am completely broke"
Them: "Just wait until you have a baby"

Me: "I am so busy I have no time to breath"
Them: "Just wait until you have a baby"

Me: "I need a drink"
Them: "Just wait until you have a baby"

Me: "We just bought a house and already there's no place to put stuff"
Them: "Just wait until you have a baby"

Me: "I am stressing out!"
Them: (you guessed it) "Just wait until you have a baby"

Apparently, unbeknownst to me, I've been a lazy, life slacker skating by on borrowed time.

It appears I may have signed up for Hell.