Being a virgin blogger, I felt it my duty to do a little "boning-up". I started with GwenBlog and made my way through her favorites list and kept going, and going. I shunned work, house cleaning, even my beloved Doritos to keep reading. So now, after a good 10 hours and countless stories, I have to tell ya...I'm just blown away, speechless.
You know those people who just seem to skate through life, everything falling effortlessly into their perfectly pressed, non-stained lap? Yeah, well, that's not me. Life handed me a big-ass platter of shit and for a long time I felt alone, that I was the only one, and who the hell could possibly get what I was going through because let's be frank, unless you're carrying the big-ass platter of shit, how could you possibly understand the weight of it? Turns out the platter has been passed around.
Maybe I'm not a 40 ton freakazoid after all.
Wow, who knew?
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