Life Lesson's from Stephanie....
There will always be a nose picker, both metaphorically and literally. Carry Purel.
Do you feel the anxiety emanating off the wee one? Despite singing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer between 5 and 8,382,431 times each day, when the big moment arrived - claimed up like a wooden Pinocchio. This is probably due to:
- "GOOD GOD EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT ME! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME!"
- "I'm unsure if you're aware of this given you have the camera attached to your face, but Santa appears to be RIGHT THERE!"
- "The kid next to me is eating his boogers"
- "This exercise reeks of bourgeois adolescents and frankly I feel I'm above the mediocrity."
She asked for Hello Kitty stickers. Actually her exact words were "A LOT of Hello Kitty stickers". Shhhhh, don't tell her...her daddy's going to make Santa look good!