I know what you want and it has nothing to do with a possum. Who by the way so completely and unfairly judged me with that little look he flashed. I don't need attitude from a possum, I get plenty of that from creatures who walk upright.
Y'all are sweater junkies now aren't you? You're finding yourselves wondering what truly hideous fashion disaster she's chosen to horrify us with today? Perhaps contemplating if there's anything flashing that could blind drivers on the highway causing ghastly, bloody accidents? Mmmmm Hmmmmm.
Don't look at them for too long, I don't want you to damage your retinas.
Are you asking for her picture everyday..or how are you doing that?
I've also got to ask, why is it you've got booze on top of the fridge at work...must really be an interesting place to work, that place of yours...sign me up!
Posted by: Jen | December 15, 2005 at 10:25 AM
What the hell? 30? Really? 30? Where does she keep them all?
This so reminds me of being a teenager and checking the back of Glamour magazine for the "Do's" and "Don'ts" of fashion.
You can guess which category she'd be in and she has the blacked out eyes to boot!
Posted by: Colleen | December 15, 2005 at 10:37 AM
Told you....her own personal advent calendar.
Maybe she will start working on Lent next.
Posted by: Tink | December 15, 2005 at 11:31 AM
Oh my!
Posted by: erinberry | December 15, 2005 at 11:56 AM
Um, I live in a town that is the home of a manufacturer of these sweaters. Yes I am. Do you know what happens when you live in a town that has such a place? Quarterly sample sales. You want to come visit now don't you?
Posted by: itsswoop | December 15, 2005 at 12:28 PM
I'm from the heart of Kansas where those would be considered high fashion and even I know that they are bad.
Maybe you should consider making and saling a "30 Days of Horrid Christmas Sweaters" calendar to raise funds for the adoption. Although you may have to title it Holiday Sweaters to really get it to sale.
Posted by: carrie | December 15, 2005 at 12:59 PM
Better be careful in showing too much interest in her sweaters. She may think that you really love them and then go and buy you one for a gift.
Does she have Halloween, Easter and Independence Day themed clothing too?
Posted by: Shelli | December 15, 2005 at 12:59 PM
You know, the first step in self-help is admitting you have a problem. Maybe now that she's admitted to having an entire month's worth of these monstrosities, she can get the help she needs.
Hey, what IS that on top of the fridge? Yeah, I know, liquor is probably the only way to cope with the sweater-lady...
Posted by: Kim | December 15, 2005 at 01:28 PM
Did you ask to be in her Will to receive the honor of "Sweater Guardian" in the event of the unthinkable ????
Do her pets have sweaters as well?
Ward off the Oppossum with her sweater photos !!!
Posted by: amanda | December 15, 2005 at 05:25 PM
Holy Crap! This chick seriously needs to be told to STOP!!!!! My eyes are burning!!!
Posted by: danielle | December 15, 2005 at 08:35 PM
Oh you know us so well. I cackled with glee to see these newest pictures. It's like a wreck, I can't look away. Ahhhh, my eyes...
Posted by: Mary-Mia | December 15, 2005 at 09:11 PM
30? You have got to be kidding me. 30??? I can't wait for the photos to restore so I can see them. I wonder if it is like my mom and apple/teacher sweaters...
Posted by: SpaceMom | December 17, 2005 at 03:39 PM
I refuse to believe she would actually wear the two you have shown. Unreal..
Posted by: maia | December 18, 2005 at 08:04 PM